Be warned: this will be the greatest punk show in the history of the universe.

Bold statement i know. But for us this is a particularly special show. The ruiners of virgins, The Counterfeit Saints, are sharing the bill with their two most favorite bands, ever; The Outskirts and Rodents of Unusual size. This show takes place at the illustrious Firehouse Bar and Grill in georgeous Lomita California. The Counterfeit Saints are bringing thier life changing punk rock sound as well as a full pyrotechnics and laser show, lots of confetti, another super fun raffle, nude girls, fun farm animals and a sweet water slide to keep all you dirty punks entertained. How can this night get any better. Let us tell you. No cover. Thats right. Free shit. Everyone loves free stuff. And everyone loves The Outskirts, Rodents of Unusual Size and Counterfeit Saints.

Lets meet The Counterfeit Saints. Introducing St Jason the deciever.

Originally selling his soul for a chance at super-stardom. St Jason was duped by the almighty lucifer and was not given any real talent at all. He can barely play his bass and cannot sing. He will soon be replaced. The only positive aspect of his being in The Counterfeit Saints is that he is very rich.

Counterfeit Saints in the Studio. Mark tracks drums

Let's meet The Counterfeit Saints. Introducing Vito the viscious

Name: St Vito the viscious Hometown: Somewheres in New Mexico Current Location: Anaheim, Ca Occupation: Disneyland mascott, singer Counterfeit Saints, singer Scapethroat Hobbies: Eating cereal with blood, Mongolian throat singing, bird watching, booze Special Powers: Seven octave range, detachable jaw, bionic liver.

Counterfeit Saints in the Studio. Drum Tracking.

St. Mark the Destroyer.

Counterfeit Saints off to the studio!

The drums are dismantled and off on a sacred pilgrimage to a super top secret recording studio. More to come as we in The Counterfeit Saints will keep these events immortalized on the world wide web through the use of this most holy blogspot.

Lets meet The Counterfeit Saints. Introducing St. Mark.

Originally hailing from the windy city, Chicago Il. St. Mark spent the last few years traveling the country avoiding creditors, warrants, exes, wage garnishments and federal taxes till he could travel no further west and ended up in Los Angeles. The Countefeit Saints discovered Mark on a lovely saturday afternoon in Venice California. Trying to drown out and scare all the hippies from twirling, banging on drums, being smelly and generally anonoying Mark positioned himself next to their drum love circle and played blast beats at 292 bpm on a drum set consisting of trash cans, buckets, and his own chest. Like roaches in a lit room the hairy, unemployed group scattered from his rhythmic assult and left the beach defeated with burning sage in hand. Impressed with both his drumming and community service skills Mark was immediately asked to join the band.

May 15 Venice Ca

all hell breaks loose. More to come.

Punk in Pasadena

Check this shit out. This show is gunna be rediculous. Symbol Six and Action45 are two of our most favorite bands in all the land. And they have no idea what they have gotten themselves into. The Counterfeit Saints have changed quite a bit since our last meetings with both these bands. Our set now includes ritualistic mass suicide, decapitations, disembowelment, nude girls, a fun raffle, new songs, new members, and a hideosly grotesque completly original massively huge face ripping new sound that will surely change your life. Untill the show check out Action45 and Symbol Six both those guys are all over the web and are the shit.

Counterfeit Saints and DI Sat March 13 Malones

Saturday night March the 13 The Counterfeit Saints are bringing their new and improved flavor to Malones 604 east Dyer road Santa Ana Ca 92705. There are a boat load of punk bands playing, 7 i think, and one being punk legends D.I. This is a special show for us. First cause we just love D.I. and second cause this show will feature the two newest saints. Our new sound is sicker, meaner, grimier and and thicker than thieves. So check it out at Malones in Santa Ana Saturdat March 13.

The flyer basically says it all. Counterfeit Saints are opening up for Chase Long Beach (Warped Tour '10) and the mother fucking Voodoo Glow Skulls!!! So, on Friday February 26th, everyone needs to get there asses to Kilkenny's Pub (located on the Redondo Beach Pier) for a night of kickass Punk Rock and Ska.

Jan 21, Mals Bar

Micheals Pub, Friday Jan 15 Free Show

Come have some beer and witness a night of awe inspiring punk rock. All at Micheal's Pub 11506 Oxnard Street, North Hollywood Ca, 91606. Show starts at 9pm and the price is right, free! The Outskirts, The Bombshells, Stay alert and Piss n Blood will be there, as well as everyone's favorite group of bad asses, The Counterfeit Saints. See you there!

Further Proof that Germans have great taste in punk rock:

Those bad ass punks from the other side of the pond at pogoradio are again proving that Germans have great taste in punk rock. And apparently they had a very tasty pizza.

Happy Holidays

Fact: Germans have great taste in punk rock.

Proof:

See that chick winkin' at you. Click that shit. And you will have your proof. Those bad ass mofos over at Pogoradio in Germany have played the greatest punk band in the universe: The Counterfeit Saints. It took weeks of tedious negotiations (mostly over money, and us not understanding them cause they speak German) but in the end, the proof is in the pudding. Germans have great taste in punk rock.

Pictures from our show last night!!!! Dec 08, 2009 The Waterfront Marina Del Rey

Last night the Counterfeit Saints played for a butt load of people at The Waterfront in Marina Del Rey California. The crowd was estimated in the hundreds as you can see in the photo above. Daniel was given a free helicopter ride as a prize for winning the Guitar Center 09 Shredfest Guitar Solo Championship last monday and was able to take the pic just moments before the Saints took the stage.

Needless to say Brian the patron saint of drinking was working his magic on the crowd as usual.

One of the biggest surprises of the night came when Micheal got up from his drum set, transformed into Godzilla and fucked a huge menacing dinosaur into submission. His response "Eh, no big whoop."

Jason found a loop hole that allowed him to smoke cigarettes on stage and the bar management could say nothing about it. He simply tried to break the smoking world record. Unfortunately this was the result:

All in all a pretty good show for The Counterfeit Saints. We made this much money (also estimated to be in the hundreds):

We also managed to rock the socks off the crowd, and we in The Counterfeit Saints think that's kinda important. All in all we here in The Counterfeit Saints think this picture sums up the night best:

Mainly because it was cancelled. Sorry ya'll. Our bad. Wait. Not really. Actually not at all. But! We will make it up to all you peeps out there with..... another free show!

Buy our fucking t-shirt!!!!!

Buy our fucking t-shirt!!!! Or else we will send our legion of punk rock chicks to kill you. They are only 5 bucks but if your a girl Michael will probably buy you one. Contact: counterfeitsaints@gmail.com. Available in small, medium, large, x-large and xx-large.

December 8, 2009 Waterfront Marina Del Rey

The worlds largest public port trembles as The Saints come marchin' in. More to come.

Counterfeit Saints Demo

After taking third place at the punk rock olympics in '98 the Counterfeit Saints were awarded three gift certificates to Sizzler and a check for $43 dollars. Since they only recieved three gift certificates the band ditched Brian and commandeered his volvo for a whimsical journey to the local sizzler on wilshire blvd. By the time the band (sans Brian) got to said Sizzler they had spent the $43 check on cigarettes (for Jason) and bottles of cheap wine. None the less they vowed to tell Brian that the check fell into the toilet and there was nothing we could do about it. Another vow made that day was to record a demo. Here it is. It only took us 11 years to record it. Download it for free!!!

It has begun...